What I really wanted (to say)
[ The following post is for emotionally and socially mature audiences only. ]I was a guest at a friend's pad a couple of weeks ago. His apartment building had this security policy that visitors had to leave their ID and sign on their log book. I was scanning the existing entries. Most of them read "OB". (meaning Official Business). I was kinda feeling pissed off that day and the last thing I needed before hanging out a friend's place is leaving my ID and all. I wrote on the log book "MYOB".
[ Mind Your Own Business ]
[ Actually I really wanted to say was, "mind your own fucking business" ]
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One morning in the Mass Rail Transit, it was semi-rush hour. There was a lady dressed ruggedly who was struggling to get in despite the already cramped caboose. She was probably being pinned down by several people from all the pushing. She cried out in pain and muttered some sexist remark about men that they should be giving way since they are stronger and shit like that. Then some random guy yelled "just go get a cab!". The woman yelled in response "I'd get a cab if I can afford it".
[ The correct answer to that yell was "Go wake up earlier next time you oversleepin' bitch" ]
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A friend greeted me on my birthday. I was bad because I became plastic because I replied.
[ I should have repled "It WAS a happy birthday until you texted" ]
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One of my friends chided me that we meet, etc. I plainly said "oh ok, sure when there's time". Mind you, she is a close friend.
[ I should have said "But over the past 2 years, your availability span is only until 2 text messages in 15 minutes max, then you expect me to believe you're willing to spend time with me? ". Go fool your boyfriend. ]
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I got up on the wrong side of the bed whole week long...
3 Comments:
if you were a girl, id say it must be the menstrual cycle acting up! cheer up! ;)
we all have our days.=P
Hmmm... PMS much? :p
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